Free Willy

It has been brought to my attention that whales kept in captivity live shorter lives. What? How can this be true.... Our Sea World preforming friends dancing, splashing, and waving for our amusement live shorter lives? I was shocked to hear that our beach ball jumping friend Shamu is one step away from sticking his fin into a watery grave. I would hate to be the person responsible for disposing of our ginormous pal. Do they give Shamu the honor of being buried at sea or does someone have to sacrifice their swimming pool for the future resting place of the great sea beast. They probably just chop him up to become tomorrows chum to feed the rest of the imprisoned park creatures. One day you receive cheers from the crowd and the next day your shark bait. They wonder why our orca friends decide to munch on a trainer versus going through hoops and splashing children with wale pee. The next time you choose to visit the water park I hope will remember Shamu was once a free swimming fool in vast wide open oceans. Now he turns tricks for the hopes of fish from a bucket. All I can say is FREE WILLY!!!!

Girl Scouts Of Doom

They are coming.......

Lock all the your windows and your doors. Beware the small merit badge sashed children, toting their confectionary boxes of doom. Year after year they flock in hoards to snare unsuspecting victims in their sugary clutches. Taking over like a plague they come to destroy our incomes, sanity, and waistlines. Do not be deceived by their masks of cuteness. They have been expertly trained to launch a full assault in a neighborhood near you. No longer are our gas stations, super markets, doctor offices, and schools are safe from their devious ways. They have come to deliver pure evil covered in chocolate, peanut butter, and coconut... Let us not forget the great thin mint massacre of 2009. Take appropriate action and make sure you have plotted your exit strategy well, for they are not easy to detour. You have been warned!