They are coming.......
Lock all the your windows and your doors. Beware the small merit badge sashed children, toting their confectionary boxes of doom. Year after year they flock in hoards to snare unsuspecting victims in their sugary clutches. Taking over like a plague they come to destroy our incomes, sanity, and waistlines. Do not be deceived by their masks of cuteness. They have been expertly trained to launch a full assault in a neighborhood near you. No longer are our gas stations, super markets, doctor offices, and schools are safe from their devious ways. They have come to deliver pure evil covered in chocolate, peanut butter, and coconut... Let us not forget the great thin mint massacre of 2009. Take appropriate action and make sure you have plotted your exit strategy well, for they are not easy to detour. You have been warned!
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